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Sicko — Fantasia Festival 2026 Movie Review

Sicko is screening as part of the 2026 Fantasia International Film Festival.


“New day. New opportunities.”

These words open Sicko. It is something of a tagline for Aitore Zholdaskali’s film, in that what the viewer finds as they step into the world of the two central characters—the married couple Azamat (Ayan Utepbergen) and Tansholpan (Dilnaz Kurmangali)—is a rapidly warping sense of what the word “opportunity” means.

Another keyword here could be “desperation,” as the two characters find themselves in desperate need of money. Aza, a ride-share driver, crashes his car the same day Tancho finds out that she is unexpectedly pregnant. In order to keep the baby, pay off Aza’s debts, and continue affording basic necessities, they need to find cash somewhere. Unfortunately, this comes in the form of a knee-jerk lie that Aza tells to ward off his mother (one of the multiple individuals to whom he owes money). Aza lies to his family about Tancho’s health, claiming she has stage 3 cancer. Tancho goes along with the lie, and the two concoct a social media campaign to raise funds for her (nonexistent) cancer treatment.

Sicko’s is a story that would be diabolical if it weren’t for the characters involved in the creation of the grift. And without spoiling anything, diabolical things ultimately occur. At first, however, Continue reading Sicko — Fantasia Festival 2026 Movie Review

Backstage Madness — Fantasia Festival 2026 Movie Review

Backstage Madness is screening as part of the 2026 Fantasia International Film Festival


Backstage Madness, a film from Kyrgyzstan from director Amanbek Azhymat, opens with a frenetic, violent sequence fueled by its central character’s inner rage. The character in question, an unnamed screenwriter (Bolot Tileberdiev) typing away at his office typewriter, first appears to be writing a script commissioned by an overtly creepy young man looking to live out his fantasies of non-consensual sex on-screen. The screenwriter loses his cool with the festering creep when the young man starts describing his real-life sex crimes. The scene shifts in tone at least three times as the humor sours into a disgust which begets on-screen violence (which, frankly, evoked some confusion in this dear viewer). It is evident that this all takes place in the imagination of the writer, who culminates the sequence gunning down a crowd of angry people (in his mind, of course).

There is perhaps a meta-textual commentary to this opening sequence, given that the plot immediately turns to focus on Continue reading Backstage Madness — Fantasia Festival 2026 Movie Review

Mercy (2026) Movie Review

If Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie was an early contender for funniest comedy of the year, Mercy presents a curious bit of counter-programming: an early contender for the unintentionally funniest comedy of the year.

Leaning on the utterly toothless performance of Chris Pratt, who spends the majority of the movie strapped to a chair, Mercy serves the terrible reputation of January new releases well. In the film, Pratt plays the hero, Chris Raven: a sad-sack homicide detective who has relapsed into alcoholism and is abusive to his wife. After a night he can’t remember, Raven awakes to an experimental AI (which takes on the image of a steely Rebecca Ferguson) being used to adjudicate crime, a literal judge, jury, and execution with unilateral power to kill the accused if the defendant cannot prove reasonable doubt.

In this near future, accused criminals are guilty until proven innocent, and have been stripped of the constitutional right to a jury of one’s peers. Raven, who ironically helped send people to this AI execution chair, now finds himself Continue reading Mercy (2026) Movie Review

Cloud (2025) Movie Review

The Internet is filled with scams. Scalpers have been around as long as there have been tickets to sell, presumably. Snake oil salesmen before that. So long as there is a way to make a quick buck on a rube, people have tried.

The anonymity of these individuals is part of their strength. Shadowy individuals scoop up as many hot-item concert tickets as possible and mark them up by many multiples. Who are these people? Conventional wisdom would suggest: apathetic scumbag, opportunistic scumbag, scummy scumbag.

Director Kiyoshi Kurosawa only challenges this conventional wisdom enough so that we understand Continue reading Cloud (2025) Movie Review

Fantasia Festival 2025 Reviews — Lucid and Every Heavy Thing

Lucid and Every Heavy Thing had their world premieres on July 21 as part of the Fantasia International Film Festival.

Lucid

Mia (Caitlin Taylor) is an art student without inspiration. When she screws up her self-portrait, she nails a dead fish to it at the last minute and hurries to the studio. Her instructor and most of her classmates are unimpressed. Desperate for Continue reading Fantasia Festival 2025 Reviews — Lucid and Every Heavy Thing

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025) Movie Review

After nearly 30 years, the Mission: Impossible film franchise is finally (maybe) coming to an end. As a time capsule, it has tracked Hollywood’s A-list golden boy Tom Cruise through multiple eras of Hollywood blockbuster. In 1996, the town was dominated by movies led by actors who could “open.” That list of talent who can sell a movie on their star power alone has long since shrunk into (arguably) a single digit number.

Cruise has fought to remain on this dwindling list, largely hanging his hat on the franchise that allows him to tout death-defying stunts and globe-trotting exploits. The franchise has grown with his outsized ambition, bloating into epics of grandiose international espionage with ludicrous plots and lengthy (and often exquisitely choreographed) set pieces.

For those that enjoy the fare, the ballooning insanity of the franchise’s stunts (and runtimes) is not only accepted but encouraged. It is only expected, then, that Cruise and director Christopher McQuarrie would fully embrace the Continue reading Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025) Movie Review

Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Movie Review

I’d be lying if I told you that I was a Marvel fan. I’d be lying if I told you that I have held even an iota of anticipation for the last phase of Marvel films (I didn’t even watch The Marvels). That said, I can’t clearly see how a Marvel fan would get much of satisfaction out of the MCU’s latest outing, Captain America: Brave New World. Unless you are a die-hard stan for fictional metals from the Marvel universe, even the easter eggs in this are going to come off as sub-par.

Marvel appears to be hoping that the back-half of their 2025 slate – made up of Thunderbolts* and Fantastic Four: First Steps – will drum up some sort of resurgence for the MCU. These films also serve as the bridge between Marvel’s fifth and sixth phases, meaning that Continue reading Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Movie Review

Carry-On (2024) Movie Review

Carry-On is the dumb-as-rocks holiday crowd pleaser of the year, and many involved in its execution are game for embracing the buffoonery.

Director Jaume Collet-Serra had graduated from low-budget horror and slick low-budget action films to the Hollywood studio big leagues. To be clear, this graduation implies only an elevation in budgetary cushion, as his films for Disney and Warners — Jungle Cruise and Black Adam respectively — gave up propulsive energy for glossy studio sheen. Jungle Cruise is mildly entertaining and pleasant enough, for what it’s worth. But it feels like a lazy river compared to even the lowliest of Liam Neeson thriller. And Black Adam…well, we saw how that turned out.

In returning to the high concept action-thriller in the vein of the airport novel, but doing so under the Netflix banner, Collet-Serra scales back from the Continue reading Carry-On (2024) Movie Review

Review: Mash Ville — Fantasia Festival 2024

Mash Ville is screening as part of the 2024 Fantasia International Film Festival, which runs from July 18 to August 4.


Mash Ville is the type of ensemble crime film that is so jam-packed with plotty incident and odd characters that it feels as though the film is doing a lot and thus must be doing something interesting and new. The film aspires to be something like an acid western, and it may also draw comparisons to Tarantino or the Coens, in that the film attempts to blend slick humor with farce with black comedy.

The problem with an overly plotted black comedy about death and crime is that, if you do too much, it becomes Continue reading Review: Mash Ville — Fantasia Festival 2024

Review: The Old Man and the Demon Sword — Fantasia Festival 2024

The Old Man and the Demon Sword is screening as part of the 2024 Fantasia International Film Festival, which runs from July 18 to August 4.

Despite being extremely talky with heavily expository dialogue, the plot of Fábio Powers’ The Old Man and the Demon Sword is immediately confusing. Something meant to resemble a force field is cut through by a swordsman and his demon-possessed sword, initiating a battle against skeletal shadow people that no one else can see (save for the random older man of the title, who pops out of the bushes with a knife). The sword wants the barrier to be breached, for reasons I could not quite identify. And some sort of grand council is pulling the strings of the skeleton army, it seems.

The hooded hero has what is meant to be witty banter with the demon sword (João Loy), a trait carried over to the old man Tonho (Antonio da Luz) once he acquires the sword. The film, ostensibly, is an Continue reading Review: The Old Man and the Demon Sword — Fantasia Festival 2024