Note: Heavy spoilers for Alone in the Dark.

Box Office Most Wanted is a series dedicated to discussing some of the lowest grossing films of all time. The list of films can be found, and are ranked according to, the Box Office Mojo list of the “Worst Openings – Very Wide,” which is to say the lowest grossing opening weekends from films released in 2,000+ theaters domestically (U.S. and Canada).

Alone in the Dark

• Release Date – January 28, 2005
• Production Budget – $20 million
• Size of Release – 2,124 theaters
• Opening Weekend Box Office – $2,834,421
• Total Box Office – $5,178,569
• 27th lowest box office opening in a wide release ever

Oh, Uwe Boll, how majestic a creature thou art. Your movies are like nails on a chalkboard personified, and nobody will fund your next movie. You are cinema’s magical unicorn without Continue reading Box Office Most Wanted Ep. 3 – Alone in the Dark →